Senatus Populusque Romanus

Shit blog where I make fun of nerds and commies. Kidding. This is a trash blog. Batista is #1 forever.

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Top Ten shrekslawyer moments.

  1. Brought down the word of Cosmo Daddy from the great Happening beyond the stars of time and space.  Revealed to us the Ten Commandments of Being a Gentlemen so that mankind could be classy and so that swag and anime would be cast back down into the depths of trash hell.
  2. Embrace White Culture
  3. Helped form the United Skeleton Army of Memes to wage war against Ronald Reagan III’s army of Unholy Fuckboys on the Moon.
  4. Liberated the bronies and nice guys from the realm of the friendzone and cast down the evil empire of feminism.  Cheetos and Mountain rained down from heaven.
  5. Saved Shrek and Donkey from the evil Lord Farquaad three days after the defeat of his John Cena clone army in the Battle of the Miracle Juggalo. 
  6. This
  7. Wrote a hit best selling erotica about Shrek and Richard Dawkins brief love affair which won her the nobel peace prize.
  8. Tipped her fedora to god thus proving he didn’t exist and proved science was the real religion of man and that we evolved from monkeys having butt sex with fish.
  9. Bested The Amazing Atheist in a debate about the powers of reason resulting in him renouncing his ways and committing seppuku.
  10. Defeated Sonic the Hedgehog in a race around the world to win Shrek’s heart for the first time.

basedheisenberg said: Where’s your left hand right now?

i use my right hand to fap, good sir.

wait…

I DO NOT FAP 

STOP THE HATE

STOP THE HATE

officialmcmahon:

daddydommunismkills:

supersmashthestatebros:

how to be safe from ebola:

  • be a skeleton

how to be safe from all disease

  • be a skeleton

how to be cool all the time

  • be a skeleton

how to be

  • a skeleton

PLEASE DO NOT APPROPRIATE SKELETON CULTURE, WE DO NOT EXIST FOR YOUR HUMOR. WE ARE DEAD, UNBREATHING, UNTHINKING CREATURES, DESERVING OF RESPECT AND LOVE.

We’re a culture not a costume

i am not a fap addict. stop these vicious rumors.